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westlife
- somebody needs you.mp3 NEW!
way out westlife the boy band that superseded
boyzone in the squelchy hearts of little
girls is back with a new album.Life is indeed
a strange and curious beast. Just when you
thought it was safe for filthy rock 'n'
roll bands to wee-wee all over the landscape,
along comes a raft of squeaky clean boys
with dyed blonde hair and cover versions.
The result? No more rock music in the charts
(or, at least, no more rock music that means
anything) and a bunch of cute guys in oversized
Dolce & Gabbana. It's as if punk rock
never happened. Boyz oh Boyzone - what have
you done?
In
1993, when Boyzone appeared on The Late
Late Show dressed in girlie cast-offs, goofy
faces and a dancing style rarely seen outside
the monkey cages of the Dublin Zoo at feeding
time, the nation laughed long and hard.
Seven years later, the joke is most definitely
on us. Boyzone has changed cast-offs for
glad rags, kept songwriters in money for
the rest of their natural born lives and
proven their critics (guilty, m'lud) totally
and irrefutably wrong.
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